So I realize now that if I come up with snippets of dialogue for something, I can drop it here without forgetting. So that'll be happening from time to time. Like right now.

1: I can't go back to that dance club, man. I just can't.

2: Why not?

1: Well, last time I was there, I had one too many five-dollar beers.

3. Dude, at five bucks? One IS too many.

1. Yeah, anyway...I had a little too much to drink, and I had just learned the Electric Slide...

2. Oh, so this was in 1982.

1. Wouldja just shut up and let me tell my story? Anyway, I was a little disoriented by the beers and the frenetic dancing, and...well, I accidentally...peed my pants.

3. You PEED YOUR PANTS at a public dance club????

1. Did you not hear me say "accidentally?"